The Award For Most Discarded Beer Cans…..

Goes to…………

BUD LIGHT!!!!!!

There is about a case worth of beer cans every five miles or so of county road. For some unknown reason, the vast majority of them are Bud Light cans. This fact has not changed by city, county, state or region. Bud Light is always on top. And it’s not even a close competition. Bud Light bests the runner up (Busch Light) by AT LEAST a 10 to 1 margin. I’m not making this shit up. I’ve had about 1000 miles to examine roadway trash. I am an expert.

Also, 99.97% of roadway trash beer cans/bottles are light beer. Bud light, Busch Light, Natural Light, Miller Lite. This is fact, and that is a is scientific figure I made up to illustrate my point. So take me seriously.

    • Laura
    • November 11th, 2010

    You made me laugh out loud…thanks.
    Laura

    • Greg
    • November 11th, 2010

    That is because of our open beer can law in the usa

    • Yien
    • November 12th, 2010

    guess what will be waiting for you if you stop by my place?

      • jbemel
      • November 12th, 2010

      An orange vest, one of those long stick things to pick up trash and a garbage bag?

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